For two weeks, Ryan Howard sightings have been Florida's equivalent of Loch Ness monster.

Howard was spotted in the clubhouse.

Howard was taking swings in a walking boot.

Howard is nothing more than a figment of the collective imagination of Phillies fans.

"I guess it was like a 'Where's Waldo?' type deal," Howard said Wednesday. "People didn't know if I was in Philly. People didn't know if I was here. I was everywhere. Stealth."