Every time a baseball player struggles under the weight of a big contract, there's a temptation to say something like, "Meh, the money will make them happy." Money might not cure everything, but that's probably because you're rubbing it in the wrong places, right?

Well, no, that's probably not right. It sure helps to be unhappy and incompetent making $9 million a year compared to $8.50 an hour, but that doesn't mean it will ever feel good to be unhappy and incompetent. Which brings us to Heath Bell. You might remember Heath Bell from happier times.