"If the NBA Finals are going to be about DeShawn Stevenson and Brendan Haywood losing to LeBron (and Haywood missing open dunks along the way), then really, what better soundtrack could there be than some ridiculous online musings by one Gilbert Arenas.

Yeah, Agent Zero chose Tuesday night for his return to Twitter, after more than a year on the shelf. I first learned of this when JaVale McGee wrote that "Pierre heard some rumors that the reckless gil arenas might have a twitter again...," and the news was soon confirmed by former Gilbert blogger-in-chief Dave McMenamin, who wrote "Not sure what's more exciting: A tight 4th quarter in the Finals or Gilbert Arenas coming back to Twitter."

As it turned out, the 4th quarter wasn't so tight, so I guess Gilbert wins. His new account is @agentzeroshow, and he crossed the 1,000-follower threshold before the end of day one."