Dogs may be adorable, but they're also dangerous. Lions tight end Joe Fauria found this out the hard way.

Fauria had previously described the injury that kept him off the field this week as "a freak fall at home," but he hadn't fully described how freakish it was. We can't blame Fauria. First off, a peeing puppy requires immediate "NO NO NO NO NO"-ing and sprinting to where the puppy pee is happening.