"The complaints came in fast and furious Thursday as soon as the rumour broke.

Olli Jokinen to the Calgary Flames. Again.

"Please tell me the Jokinen is bunk," one fan wrote. "PLEASE."

"If Calgary signs Jokinen, I will not watch hockey this season," pledged another one-time supporter.

"Mind = boggled," wrote another.

"I feel sick."

Yes, it's true. On a Canada Day that seemed more like April Fool's Day, the Flames reportedly signed Jokinen to a two-year deal worth $6 million."