"Wondering whether or not to start Aaron Rodgers and LeSean McCoy, or to bench John Beck and Derrick Mason? The network bozos specialize in that kind of advice. If you're looking for help with your real starting lineup conundrums, read on.

Here are my picks to roll, and get rolled, in Week 9 of the 2011 season.

Watch 'em roll

Matt Ryan, QB, Falcons at Colts. Ryan has thrown exactly one scoring pass in each of his past five games, making him a major disappointment in fantasy circles. He should break out of his funk with the expected return of Julio Jones (hamstring) and the primo matchup with the Colts' sieve-like secondary.

LeGarrette Blount, RB, Buccaneers at Saints. He is returning from his knee injury just in time, as the Bucs are otherwise decimated at his position. Blount should have little trouble gashing the soft New Orleans run defense."