Good news, fantasy baseball owoners -- the Pirates have finally called up Gregory Polanco. Now maybe everyone can stop crying.

Yeah, I know -- Polanco should have been up weeks ago. But it's a cruel, unfair world, and life is often disappointing. Get used to it. The important thing to remember is Polanco's delayed promotion is in the past.

He's up now, slated to play right field against the Cubs on Tuesday (so long, Travis Snider/Jose Tabata platoon). He should hit 1 or 2 -- probably leadoff, which he's been "working on" the past couple weeks in the minors -- and hopefully provide life to an offense that's tied for 20th in runs.