"Raptors president and general manager Bryan Colangelo held his third annual roster blow-up on Monday. And it's amazing that Colangelo's bosses, who own a TV network starved for content, haven't turned their NBA team's perennial changing of the guards (and forwards and centres) into a ratings killer.

It would be like "The Decision" with LeBron James, only instead of the proceeds going to the Boys and Girls Clubs of America, the money could go to the Yorkville nightclubs decimated by the impending stateside relocation of Hedo Turkoglu's party tab.

Nobody in the NBA, after all, explodes and patches up lineups as dramatically as Colangelo, who conducts his reality-TV-worthy off-seasons as though he gets a royalty on every Raptors hashtag on Twitter. And on Monday he was back to business, agreeing on a deal — the subject of second thoughts by Charlotte owner Michael Jordan and yet to be rubber-stamped by the NBA — that would move out of Toronto a couple of his biggest mistakes as Toronto GM, namely the allegedly immovable contracts Colangelo bestowed upon Turkoglu and Jose Calderon. Also on the move would be injury-plagued forward Reggie Evans, this after Colangelo insisted that Evans' absence through large chunks of last season was a linchpin reason for the team's struggles. "