"Terrell Owens will be fully recovered from April ACL surgery, or at least that's what his agent, Drew Rosenhaus told ESPN on Tuesday.

Of course, Rosenhaus once stood in T.O.'s driveway during one of Owens' dustups with the Philadelphia Eagles and shouted "next question!" to nearly every question.

And please don't confuse this with the time Owens addressed the media in his driveway while doing sit-ups without a shirt. Or the time Owens had to hold a news conference because a police report suggested he may have attempted suicide even though he hadn't.

So, really, who knows what the future holds for the 36-year-old wide receiver. He may be back with the Cincinnati Bengals next season. He may be out longer. He may even be done for good.

"He is a legendary healer," Rosenhaus said. "He comes back from injury faster than anybody I've ever seen."

Rosenhaus also tried to refute a report that Owens injured his knee while filming a VH1 reality show. That bit of news isn't worth dismissing yet, though, because the agent wouldn't say how he got hurt. Besides, wouldn't that be the most fitting way for Owens to sustain an injury?

The man is equal parts genetic freak, world-class athlete and dedicated workout maven. So naturally it would be the non-athletic world, that he tackled with the same ferocity as NFL secondaries, that would do him in.

Here's hoping Owens will return to football, 100 percent, because the NFL is a more colorful, comical and, indeed, more exciting place with him in it."