I don't know what Theo Epstein is waiting for.

Trade, Theo, trade. Trade Matt Garza. Now.

I thought Garza would've been traded before the end of last night's seventh inning vivisection of the White Sox, especially because it took forever against a Cubs-like Sox bullpen that gave up six runs and presumably a lot of self-respect.

Point is, don't wait until Garza goes Ryan Dempster on you.