"The only logical conclusion to Carlos Zambrano's long-and-stormy pitching career with the Cubs will be the same as Ozzie Guillen's long-and-stormy managerial career with the White Sox:

They both had to leave town to join one team — the Marlins.

Guillen left just after season's end and Zambrano will be joining him later this week, after the Cubs agreed to assume $15 million of his $18 million contract in a trade that should be announced soon."