"All right, NBA. What have you done with Donald Sterling?

As Los Angeles sports fans, we have a right to the security and comfort of the known. Death, taxes and Clippers incompetence are the axioms by which we live. Pretty soon, somebody will tell us that the Angels have Albert Pujols and the Dodgers' most important player is a hard-hitting bankruptcy judge.

Nah, couldn't happen.

The Clippers have completed a deal that brings Chris Paul into their backcourt. This guy isn't just a point guard. He is point perfect. The position was invented for him. There was some guy named Cousy and now CP3.

Even his nickname is cool. It sounds like something out of "Star Wars," and the Clippers' action this season might be just as colorful."