The random drug-testing genie came knocking at Chris Archer’s door on Monday, and it made for one priceless reaction from him.

The Tampa Bay Rays righty revealed that he was selected for a random blood and urine test for PEDs and told the story to Twitter in hilarious fashion.

Got hit with a random BLOOD and URINE test for performance enhancers today. Y’all came to the wrong house. This is wild, free roaming, 100 percent grass fed, antibiotic & hormone free over here.
I ain’t mad though, I want a clean sport