"Dear God:

Sorry to bother you because I know you're busy dealing with important issues like world hunger, peace in the Middle East and acquiring Tebow some better receivers (LOL!), but something has been brought to our attention here in Orlando.

The Magic's franchise center Dwight Howard said the other day that he might go play in Chicago with Derrick Rose "if God wanted that to happen."

I know NBA Commissioner David Stern sometimes acts like God, but I'm assuming Dwight is talking about you, the real God. I have to admit, though, I'm going against my longstanding position by even writing you this letter. I have never believed you would get involved in the triviality of sports or play favorites with one team over another."