Multiple sources confirmed to The Post that the Yankees' Robinson Cano has not failed a test for illegal performance-enhancing drugs, contradicting a Twitter dispatch by some Charlotte, N.C., television dimwit named Dan Tordjman.

At roughly 1:00 Thursday afternoon, Tordjman — who describes himself in his Twitter page as "a keen observer of NY sports, horse racing and all things Depeche Mode" — tweeted, "Can't confirm this but I'm hearing that Robinson Cano tested positive for PEDs. Announcement from MLB coming shortly."

No such announcement came, and none will be coming any time soon. Cano has not failed a test. He is not in the appeals process. There's nothing happening.