Back in more civilized days, this would have been called a point/counterpoint article. But with the dawn of Twitter, and rapid fire, poorly spelled, and even more poorly thought out commentary, I decided that most arguments boil down to one essential exchange:

"You suck."
"No, YOU suck."

You know what? Let's just cave to the internet's lack of civility and call that the title of this feature. Cornelius will fire back with his rebuttal at the bottom.
You Suck

Let me get this out of the way: I am a Milan Lucic fan. When I finally decided it was time to get a new jersey and take the classic #77 I'd been wearing forever out of service, that was the one I picked. And yes, I know that the Venn diagram of "Lucic jerseys" and "pink Red Sox hats" would show a pretty huge overlap. (In the interest of full disclosure, I should state that I don't own a pink hat; I'm a Mets fan.) I love watching Lucic crash the net, I love watching him hit people, I love watching him punch opposing players, I love watching him make cameo appearances in Dropkick Murphys videos, and I generally love watching him do everything except take stupid penalties, which is, sadly, a frequent occurrence.