Got an email yesterday from someone saying the Andrew Bynum knee injury isn't healing like it should. Started worrying. This morning, it went public. Now I've already thrown out all my clothes and I'm thinking about a move to Eurasia, if such a place exists.

But let me pump the breaks and actually read the article first.

94WIP's Howard Eskin says that he is "getting the sense there is a more serious injury with Andrew Bynum's knee than the Sixers are telling us. I will go as far as saying I think the Lakers may have given the Sixers damaged goods."

Well there are a few things here. Howard, despite my platonic relationship with his son, is a shock jock placed on this world to stoke the fire, cause my eyes to roll uncontrollably, and get into fights with Charlie Manuel. His opinions are silly and I actively pay no attention to them. Bynum, as we knew, was not in perfect health but wasn't 2005 Jamal Mashburn either.