"Now they have egg on their face – Duck egg, no less.

Oregon's Chip Kelly will not be the Tampa Bay Buccaneers' head coach and we're beginning to wonder if anyone will. It's jilted at the altar, hold the Tuna.

The Glazers went for it, like they do once a coaching search, except for the last one. They threw the Bill Parcells Hail Mary, double secret interviews, the works, and Kelly seemed ready to be the man.

He played the Bucs mighty fine, Chip did. Oh, well, maybe he would have bombed like so many college coaches have in the NFL. And could we really have lived in a town where the pro and college coaches go by Chip and Skip, respectively? What is this, Barney's Playhouse?"