"Dolphins receiver Brandon Marshall told reporters in Miami today that he plans on getting ejected from Monday night's game midway through the second quarter and that he may fight Jets linebacker Bart Scott and/or cornerback Antonio Cromartie.

"I'm serious," said Marshall, who suffers from a borderline personality disorder. "They want to fine me, it'll probably be like a $50,000 fine. But I'm going to play. That quarter and half I'm out there, I'm going to play like a monster. I might get in a fight with Bart Scott. (Antonio) Cromartie, we pretty much matured our relationship and grew a little bit. We used to fight in Denver and San Diego. If that happens, it happens, so we'll see.""