"An NFL franchise may officially consider itself forlorn and stuck literally in can't-win-for-losing mode when its fans are split between lamenting how bad their team is and worrying it won't be quite bad enough.

You know what's going to happen here, right?

You know how this movie ends.

You feel it deep enough in your bones to know it if you have suffered long enough as a fan of the Dolphins, the team that good fortune forgot.

All of Miami's steadfast losing won't be enough. The embarrassment of 2011 will fall short of the No. 1 overall draft pick — the suck without the Luck, as Dolfans watch prized Stanford quarterback Andrew Luck go elsewhere."