"The legend of Blake Griffin has just gone turbo.
Did you see him? The human hood ornament? The windshield swiper? The man who literally gave car a jump?
On Saturday night in front of a Staples Center crowd that howled in disbelief, the Clippers rookie who spent the first half of this season dunking on mere men put it in the face of a machine.
Yep, the dude dunked over a car.
Taking a pass from teammate Baron Davis through the sunroof of a silver 2011 Kia Optima, Griffin soared over the hood to slam the ball in the basket before landing back on that hood with his arms raised in triumph.
Yep, the dude won the NBA's 26th Slam Dunk Contest with arguably the best finish ever.
"He jumped over a car," said Minnesota's Kevin Love, shaking his head. "You don't see that too often.""