"Maybe Alex Rodriguez will have more luck hitting a ball that's not moving so fast!

Yankees fans, worried about A-Rod's disappearance this month, need not call cops to file a missing-persons report.

Instead, all they need do is visit a Miami golf course to find Rodriguez enjoying the sunshine and his team's early offseason.

After batting an anemic .111 during the Yankees' five-game playoff loss to the Detroit Tigers, A-Rod got back to basics -- getting tips from his personal swing coach on how to strike a stationary white ball."