After seeing that, I wondered: Does Joel Embiid have a trademark on “The Process”? As it turns out, he’s filed for one.

Embiid’s filing, through his agency CAA Sports, is for “goods and services,” including “apparel, namely, shirts, sweatshirts, shorts, sweatpants, hats, flip flops.” A second filing lists other goods and services. What kind? Glad you asked because it’s fucking amazing:

Rubber bracelets; Children’s books; Non-alcoholic beverages, namely, pre-bottled Shirley Temple drinks