We've, pretty much, seen it all when it comes to soccer players celebrating goals...until this idiot decided to become internet famous. 

First off, this goalie has no business being a goalie in North American high school club soccer, let alone whatever level of Italian soccer this clip is from. Terrible performance between the pipes.

So the guy scores the biggest garbage goal in history and decides to make a name for himself. He sucks at soccer, so he figures he'll make it to YouTube by plowing his face though the plexi-glass dugout on the sidelines. 

Oh, what I wouldn't give for some stronger glass.

The winner of this video is the referee who immediately red-cards the player for making a mockery of the game. 

Get out of here...squid.

P.S. - Over one million views on YouTube. Success for the dumb-ass.