So, this photo of Stewart Cink's head tan line is sweeping the nation this morning. The photo would be amazing and hilarious IF IT WERE LEGIT. Fact is...it's not.


As a fellow head-shaver I am aware of the dangers of golfing with a hat on. Hat tan lines, and sunglasses tan lines, are a danger that us baldies have to deal with whenever the sun shines. However, I don't think a natural skin color this pale is even physically possible for someone who is allowed to see daylight. Only vampires like Sammy Sosa have a skin tone that light.



Fact is, there was clearly something wrong with the camera that took this photo. Here is a different picture of Cink from yesterday...there is a tan line, but nothing like the viral image.