Jonathan Papelbon and his wife Ashley.
Honestly, I don't know what to think about this photo. Is this real or fake life? Is Papelbon just intentionally being a goof-ball like he has been known to do on occasion?
I understand he is probably going to a themed Christmas party. I am going to an Ugly Christmas Sweater party on the Saturday before the holiday, but this is an entire scene. There is just so much to analyse here.
The poinsettia vest is perfect.
The turtleneck underneath is awesome.
The bow-tie with the "NOEL" dangle...wow.
Ashley's skirt made of Christmas bows...very nice.
And, or course, the mustache. Is this a hold-over from Movember or did he grow this specifically for the outfit?
He seriously looks like the illegitimate son of Ron Bergundy and Ned Flanders.
H/T - FORTHEW!N