22-year old Monique Evans is a professional ballerina and also holds the crown as Miss Texas 2014. On Friday night at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, Miss Evans was given the opportunity to throw out the first pitch. I bet she wishes that she could have that one back.

Once again we attempt to keep up with the Asian leagues with our first pitch attempts, once again we fail.

Come on, America. Be better.

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