The 10-year old in me remembers playing one of the Mortal Kombat games for the first time and being utterly clueless how. This quickly morphed into extensive button mashing, until figuring out how to jump kick and that became my sole move.
That’s what this ridiculous soccer brawl between Potiguar and Baraunas playing their 100th derby reminds me of. Someone playing Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter for the first time.
Who won the game isn't as interesting as the fact eight red cards were handed out.